tempeh-princess:

little things that help ease symptoms of depression:

  • turn the lights on and open a window
  • eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
  • find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
  • take a long, relaxing bath
  • do yourself up in full make up and hair
  • be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
  • watch something funny on netflix
  • wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
  • immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
  • lose yourself in a really good book or movie

(via pink-and-posi)

A Denny’s Haiku

dennys:

I’ll have a burger
Hold the bun and burger meat
So just a salad

The fuck, Denny’s?
Since when are you serving poetry?

"Sweet" (a poem)

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

(via pricklylegs)

asker

Anonymous asked: as a non-binary trans person i just wanted to say i respect you for apologizing and changing your url. its obvious you didnt mean any harm in the first place and you definitely did the right thing !

Thank you.

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

(via thefuuuucomics)

sorry:

Not sure if hungry or just bored

(via nsome)

jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

(via tictacsinthetardis)

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

(via the--lesbrarian)

notsosunnyflower:

daveelizstrider:

notsosunnyflower:

notsosunnyflower:

image

looks like we’ve come full circle

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at least wait until you’re 90, it’d only be right

hes right, it’d be better to wait, who knows, you might make a complete 180!

god damn it

(via the--lesbrarian)

clipartcoverart:

Adventure TimeClipArt Cover Art

clipartcoverart:

Adventure Time
ClipArt Cover Art

(via radninja2)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

HUMAN

I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT IN HERE

AND NOW I CANNOT GET OUT

DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS

If you always help the kitten out of the cup they’ll never learn not to get into small cups in the first place

I’VE LEARNED MY LESSON HUMAN

PLEASE HELP

THIS SURFACE IS NOT CLIMBABLE

(via pantsareunwelcome)

dennys:

As Brady dropped in to the curling wave of syrup he soon realized his gnarly shred would be slowed to a bummer-y crawl, as the thick wave furled itself for the better part of a year, with Brady stuck in an endless loop of surf, contemplating his entire existence, dwelling on how un-rad his sitch was, too afraid to bail and possibly fill his lungs with sweet, viscous death.

what the fuck Denny’s?

dennys:

As Brady dropped in to the curling wave of syrup he soon realized his gnarly shred would be slowed to a bummer-y crawl, as the thick wave furled itself for the better part of a year, with Brady stuck in an endless loop of surf, contemplating his entire existence, dwelling on how un-rad his sitch was, too afraid to bail and possibly fill his lungs with sweet, viscous death.

what the fuck Denny’s?

oni-queen:

jacksonspace:

thesecretkeith:

I was about to reblog this, when I looked up and noticed my cat was just staring at this cucumber on my kitchen table

Interesting.

Scientist cats.

(via this-was-unexpected)